Kayaking

So, today I went Kayaking. Lesson number 1, Kayaking is not for the people with weak upper bodies. I, myself, have a very weak upper body. Although, I do have a very nice tan ;). Kayaking can be a lot of fun, all you have to do is find the right people to go with. Don't go with people that just want to see who can get there the fastest, remember, weak upper bodies!!! Also, make sure you have hours upon hours of time to do the kayaking, that way you don't have to rush yourself therefor making the upper body better off because of all that extra time you have to just let the kayak drift downstream. Lesson 2, Kayaking is only fun if you get to get out of the kayak and swim. This means, don't tell your mom you are picking apples because you told your mom you were kayaking the day before.. This way letting you get wet and bring a swimsuit. Oh yeah, don't lie to your mom's it never works out for the better. TRUST ME! Lesson 3, bring some snacks. Kayaking is a very tiring (yet fun) thing to do, only when you aren't hungry like mad. Being hungry like mad makes your stomach feel all icky and overhanging riparian begins to look a bit too delicious. Like I said, bring a snack. Lesson 4, The more, the merrier. Bring hundreds of people, all in kayaks. Then, tie all of the kayaks together and go in a line down the river. Not only is it more fun, it is more fun. People love talking to weirdos with their kayaks all tied up together, so just try it already! Lesson 5, if you decide to go kayaking, bring me. I enjoy to kayak. So far, I've only gone once this year. Hopefully it won't be my last go.

Apart from the kayaking, turns out that Chris Lapointe got very skinny. I never knew!!!! Good job, Chris. Like, you were buff! Don't worry, Jimmy, being buff isn't all that matters. I SWEAR. Apart from Chris getting skinny, It's okay (Dan) if you leave your shirt on because you are embarassed. We don't mind, maybe someday you'll get buff too. All of those canoe push-offs might just pay off. Also, Eric nice tan. I wish I was tan... Oh, wait... I AM!!! lol. Okay, enough of that. I just decided that since all of my other posts for the past... month... have been negative I'd sit here and rather than lower my morale, I'll raise some other peoples' morale! Yes, I am nice like that. Although, I doubt any of those guys even read this stupid blog anyways. Whoever does, pass it on to them that I said this stuff. I'd appreciate that. Jimmy, you were darned good at paddling that paddle. Keep it up ;). Maybe next time I'll have more fun and you won't have to feel bad. I promise I'm not always upset. Like when I go shopping, Damn, that makes me happy. If you want to cheer me up, buy me a gift card to one of my favorite stores. I'll forever be in your debt.

People, do you love me? Let me know!!! Email me! Trackrunner_07@yahoo.com No hate mail, please. I wouldn't appreciate that. I'd appreciate a nice, long, non-forward email, please. I wouldn't mind a phone call either, people. 419-651-8098. Give me a call, we'll come up with plans to go shopping. I do love my shopping. Just keep in mind, I get paid on Fridays. Too dumb to understand what that means? I have money on Fridays. It is usually gone by the next Wednesday, so if you wanna do something that involves me spending my own money, get to me about it ON FRIDAY. But heck, what am I talking about? People, do stuff with me?!?! I laugh and laugh and laugh at that possibility. At least I can say I tried, right? Right?!?! So yes, call or email. DON'T even say whenever I ask you later that you didn't know my number or my email address. I'll know you were lying. =D

So that being said, I am out of here. By that I mean, I'm done writing. With a few last requests just to reiterate and make sure you people understood. Kayaking, Invite me. Shopping, Invite me. Email, send to me. Phone number, call me. There you go. Short and sweet!