Shopping!!!

Well, folks. Today I totally went shopping at the Summit mall in Akron. Pretty much had so much fun except for the whole my brother tagging along thing. It's funny, because like my mom told me we weren't gonna spend over 200 (yeah...right). Well, we get there.. and no joke.. she bought two times as much stuff as me.. She bought like 3 t-shirts and another shirt.. then some pants from gap. Don't get me wrong.. I'm not mad at all.. I just think my mom is funny about shopping.. I got what I needed.. I've been kinda good at not buying stuff because I feel bad for spending their money... So I got two jeans.. Again, don't get me wrong.. I wasn't too cheap. I don't want you all getting this image of me being so great and everything. Two pairs of jeans.. 110 dollars.. Yes, I'm a name brand person.. and it's disgusting, yes. I know, I know.. I swear that I am not a prep... I don't listen to stupid stuff like Gwen Stafani, I listen to My Chemical Romance.. I would die to go to the Warped Tour and yet, I still wear Hollister, AE, and A&F? I'm sorry, I like clothes, okay? I don't buy it because of the name.. I buy it because I like it. Anyways.. 110 dollars, two pairs of jeans...

Anyways, I'll probably end up going shopping again because 2 pairs of jeans for next school year just won't cut it.. At the moment I have 4 pairs of jeans that fit.. and 1 of which is kinda small. Okay. Yes, I realize that I'm not fat.. but I'm totally not anorexic-thin anymore.. So, in 7th grade.. I was short and tiny.. I wore a size 0 pant.. and yes, it was a little big on me. 8th grade.. Say goodbye to most of my 0's.. I was wearin' 2's. 9th grade.. so I still fit into size 2.. but they are too short.. hm... and when I tried on 4's.. they were just too big. 10th grade.. My 2's are tight on my thighs and my hips and such... And yes, the length is even more short.. So I go and I buy a 4.. Well, these are a little long and a little big.. but what, the 2's are too short and small?!!? Whatever happened to a 3? Anyways, So I buy the 4's. Towards the end of the school year.. You guesssed it, the 4's are friggin' small on my hips and thighs. What is up with this retarded child-bearing hips deal?!?! Seriously?!!? I don't like having to replace my whole pant/jean wardrobe every few months, okay? Of course it isn't just the whole hips things.. my thighs have greatly increased in size no thanks to track season freshman and sophomore year. Thanks, Coach.. rather than making me fit into pants better.. I can't fit into them at all because my thighs got bigger. Anyways, the point.. I have to friggin' shop all of the time to keep from being naked.. Oh, and all of the above information is based off of American Eagle clothing being that Hollister does the whole odd number sizes rather than even. Now, In Hollister.. I wear a 5.. The whole waist and length thing doesn't fit just right.. but 3 is way to tight on my hips and my thighs. What can I say? I have a butt and thighs that aren't quite proportionate... Of course it doesn't matter, because I doubt you have read this far..

Whoever said all girls were self-conscient of their sizes in jeans or whatnot.. He's stupid, and sexist.. Because, there.. I am living proof that not all girls care if people know what size they wear.. But don't tell me, you are all thinking.. "She can only say all of this size stuff because she is SKINNY..." Yes, well it doesn't matter.. I'm still a girl that doesn't care whether you know what size pants I wear. Heck, I'd love for you to know. Maybe now you'll know what to get me for my birthday... Some jeans in the size just above a 4 for AE (I can't think of the number whether it is just 6 or not). Or a pair of jeans in a size 5 for Hollister. Or possible a size 4 in A&F. Of course I realize none of you are going to take this into consideration.. I'd still appreciate maybe a giftcard to the above listed, thanks.

Okay, I'm sorry for the above, I realize that none of you care what size pants I wear or where I shop or anything. So stop reading this.. Please, for your own sake. If you don't care, don't read.. Or you can read, and just sit there thinking, "My, Laura is sooo stupid, and what a real bitch." Go ahead think what you want. If you feel otherwise, please comment.. I like comments. Send me a gift card or something.. My birthday is August 20th. I'd really appreciate it. I'm kinda thinkin' about throwin' a party or something.. Hope to see you there.

I apologize, my blog is pretty random. I hope you enjoyed it... I guess. I suppose I could just tell you about the rest of my day other than the shopping.. but.. well.. I didn't do much else.. So I guess the whole shopping thing was it. So I guess I'll head out. G'night. Oh, and please comment.. Even if it is negative and shows me you're a real prick.. I'd still appreciate knowing you are there, you non-existent reader you.