Forwards

Okay, so everyone knows what a forward is if you have ever checked your email more than once. Now, let me tell you, just like comments on my numerous blogs I don't get any emails. Also, if I do get a comment it's pretty much always one saying how horrible I'm being and how I shouldn't have complained and whined so much in my post. Like the comment thing, in my email box all I get is forwards telling me I'm gonna die or have horrible bad luck or a bad love life. Now, I do not believe in any of that stuff. So what I'm trying to say is that I do not forward the email to 20+ people. This also means that when I get your stupid comments about me whining too much or complaining too much, I don't believe them either, and rather than not fix it (forward it) I just keep on doing it.

The point? Well, my point is.. I think all of my bad luck is because I don't forward those goddamn forwards. Oh, yes.. I know that I said I don't believe in those stupid things. Well, let me tell you something... I believe that I have a lot of bad luck and it has to have come from somewhere. I have never done any of those stupid superstitious things and it isn't because I believe in superstitions, I just haven't bothered. I have also just never done anything to warrant me a truckload of bad luck. So this bad luck has to come from somewhere, and you know what? I blame those damned emailed forwards telling me that I'm gonna have bad luck and all that jazz. Stupid emails telling me that I have to send it to 15-20 more people. Well, I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT MANY PEOPLE ON MY FRIGGIN' ADDRESS BOOK! What do I look like? A person that actually receives emails with any motive other than to give me bad friggin' luck? You're right, I don't. I definitely look like one of those people that just gets the stupid annoying forwards saying I'll have bad luck.

I guess some of you might also be thinking about that whole, "Well some forwards say they'll give you everlasting good sex, or great luck in relationships, or it'll grant your wish". Yes, well.. I've made up my mind, I don't believe in good luck, but I sure as hell believe in bad luck. Yes, Yes I believe in bad luck. Mostly because that is the only luck I have, and ever will have. Mostly because these stupid emails keep piling up this bad luck on me whenever I don't forward them. Let me tell you, dozens of "you'll have bad luck for the rest of your life if you don't forwards this email", sure do add up in the long-run.

Now lets get right down to it, STOP SENDING ME THOSE STUPID FORWARDS YOU STUPID PEOPLE!!! YOU AREN'T GONNA GET YOUR SILLY LITTLE WISH, WHATEVER IT IS.. SO GIVE IT UP. Of course it makes me wonder if in all actuality the only reason why these people send them to me is because maybe they don't believe in the good luck either, the just don't want bad luck. *sigh* No matter what, though. I shall never forward an email if it has anything to do with getting a wish, good luck, good sex, or anything. Now, I appreciate those little forwards that aren't about luck, mind you. So you can send me those. Just please, please, please! Don't send me those forwards that I have been ranting about. Questionnaires, Surveys, Photos, A nice old-school email that just has you actually talking to me. Anyways, I'd appreciate an email, people. Email address, you ask??

Trackrunner_07@yahoo.com

There you go, send me an email. I'd appreciate it.