Girls' Soccer Donation Dinner

What do you people have against the girls' soccer team, huh? We have a carefully planned out soccer donation dinner including a free meal of Spaghetti, Garlic Bread, and salad and you can't even show up!?? I called just about every single person in my phone book and none of the people I called made it. Do you realize that although I am a social outcast, my phone book consists of over 100 numbers?!? I am 1/5th of the way to filling up my phonebook memory, and I still couldn't get a single person to make it to the dinner and donate us some money!

People, I will give you a second change to redeem yourselves. There will be a car wash tomorrow morning, from some anonymous time to another anonymous time. All I know is that it is in the morning before like noon or something. It will be at the high school. Be there, and get your dirty, filthy, ugly, car washed, okay? It will cost you, but not much. Remember, this is for a good cause. This cause being, "Lets send poor Laura who has already spent over 2000 of her parents money to go to NYC and Quebec/Montreal in the past year." So please, PLEASE! Bring some money and help me out. If not for the sake of me, for the sake of the other people that will be at the car wash. Remember friends, I like not spending money. If I said there would be hott girls/guys in bikinis/swimming trunks, would you show up? Yeah, that's right... You'll go now..

Anyways, I was just posting to complain to you people about not buying my warm-ups for soccer because you didn't go to the donation dinner. Remember, tomorrow morning, CAR WASH. Although I doubt you people will even get this on time. It's about 11:45 at night. Shoot. Uhm... Well.. Oh, well.. I tried.

Was it just me or does "dinner" look so weird. Am I like spelling it wrong or something?? If only I knew..