Sky High

So, I went to Manfield today with Chris Lapointe and David Mowery (good kids). It was fun. We were gonna go canooing, but we decided that Sky High sounded better. Sky High was a very good movie. It was so cute. =D The bad thing. CHRIS AND DAVID DIDN'T LIKE MY MUSIC!!!! The friggin' looosers. They didn't like My Chemical Romance and only like Mr. Brightside from The Killers. Figures... But, yeah. I was pissed. I think they just didn't give it a chance because it doesn't make sense that Chris would LOVE The White Stripes and be against what I like. I guess music grows taste grows on you.

Anyways, I don't really have much to write about. I was bored and felt like doing a post. So.. sorry for the LAME post. Night!

Do you have nice teeth?

Okay, let me start off with. Man, those are some very pretty teeth and lips. I don't know if I've told any of you... but I'm attracted to nice teeth. Like, if your teeth are yellow or like plaqued, I don't think I'll find you attractive, initially of course. I'm not shallow, so don't worry. If you have yellow teeth, I'm gonna give you a chance. Oh, and the teeth not only have to be white, they have to be like straight. Also, if your teeth are like different sizes. Like if one of your cuspids is smaller than the opposite cuspid. I HATE THAT!! Or the two front teeth, if they aren't like level, I definetely won't be making out with you anytime soon.

Now, to the left, that there is a picture of Hayden Christensen. Do you see his smile? That is a PERFECT smile. Anyways, my point? I love James Lingenfelter, and Hayden Christenson's smile. Oh, and Brandon Flowers. What can I say? I'm a teenage girl. I'm entitled to having crushes on famous hot guys. Who cares if their acting ability isn't as good as the unatractive ones? It isn't like I'm watching those movies anyways.

So back to the point of this post. I've always said that the first thing I look at are the eyes. I guess I look at the teeth and lips. I lied. Or maybe I've just changed.. About eyes, I don't really have a preference. I swear. Like my boyfriend has brown eyes, and Brandon Flowers has brown eyes. I think both of them are pretty good looking. Hayden Christenson has gorgeous blue eyes. Etc, etc. I guess I pretty much wrote this post because.. I felt like it. Anyways, remember. BRUSH YOUR TEETH, fellas. Girls do look at teeth.

Walmart

This post is entitled walmart. Why? Because a few of us girls from the Dairy decided we wanted to go to Walmart at 2 in the morning. Fun? HELLS YES! I really needed some stuff, so yeah. It's just sad that half of my paycheck went to this walmart excursion. Although, I did get some neato stuff. Like, I bought this EpisodeIII teaser with Anakin wearing the Darth Vader Cape. Pretty hot if I do say so myself. I'm pretty much putting it up as soon as I get the chance/feel like it. I also got some febreze because my soccer bag is really stinking up my room. lol. Stupid soccer cleats. Oh, and I got some anti-frizz serum for my stupid, ugly, did I say ugly? hair.

Oh, and I showed up at Jimmy's house at like 4 in the morning. It was soo cute because he was asleep still. Pretty much cuddled untill like 6:30. Very nice. This is why parents shouldn't be retarded and not let boyfriends/girlfriends sleep over. Of course if there weren't so many teenagers having sex parents might not care as much. I mean, I don't have sex, but I'm being punished for it. lol. It was really nice though. My few hours I spent cuddling.

So I played some DDR, and I've decided, I MUST get DDR. It's coming out for Gamecube (so way better than a cheaply made PS2) soon. But.. It's like a karaoke one, and I don't wanna have to sing in front of people. I just wanna dance. =\ So, I really hope this new one has modes where you don't have to sing if you don't want to. Or else I'll be screwed outta luck. I'd get a PS2 for the older DDR, but they suck. Seriously, I went to Jessica's house and there was so much stuff wrong with their PS2. People, they took Nintendo DS's to Mt. Everest! AND they held up better than the friggin' radios they used. NO JOKE. Our Gamecube has been thrown, and has had stuff thrown at it, and it is still going strong. PS2's are just ugly, too. Oh, and the new one. EWW!! The controllers look like torture devices. They're the ugliest things I've ever seen, ever. XBox, well... Lets just say Halo IS NOT worth it.... And that there aren't any other games for XBox that you can't get with all of the other systems. So yeah. Not buying a PS2, or an XBox. Ever. I'd rather not waste 200 dollars for a POS. =D

Kayaking

So, today I went Kayaking. Lesson number 1, Kayaking is not for the people with weak upper bodies. I, myself, have a very weak upper body. Although, I do have a very nice tan ;). Kayaking can be a lot of fun, all you have to do is find the right people to go with. Don't go with people that just want to see who can get there the fastest, remember, weak upper bodies!!! Also, make sure you have hours upon hours of time to do the kayaking, that way you don't have to rush yourself therefor making the upper body better off because of all that extra time you have to just let the kayak drift downstream. Lesson 2, Kayaking is only fun if you get to get out of the kayak and swim. This means, don't tell your mom you are picking apples because you told your mom you were kayaking the day before.. This way letting you get wet and bring a swimsuit. Oh yeah, don't lie to your mom's it never works out for the better. TRUST ME! Lesson 3, bring some snacks. Kayaking is a very tiring (yet fun) thing to do, only when you aren't hungry like mad. Being hungry like mad makes your stomach feel all icky and overhanging riparian begins to look a bit too delicious. Like I said, bring a snack. Lesson 4, The more, the merrier. Bring hundreds of people, all in kayaks. Then, tie all of the kayaks together and go in a line down the river. Not only is it more fun, it is more fun. People love talking to weirdos with their kayaks all tied up together, so just try it already! Lesson 5, if you decide to go kayaking, bring me. I enjoy to kayak. So far, I've only gone once this year. Hopefully it won't be my last go.

Apart from the kayaking, turns out that Chris Lapointe got very skinny. I never knew!!!! Good job, Chris. Like, you were buff! Don't worry, Jimmy, being buff isn't all that matters. I SWEAR. Apart from Chris getting skinny, It's okay (Dan) if you leave your shirt on because you are embarassed. We don't mind, maybe someday you'll get buff too. All of those canoe push-offs might just pay off. Also, Eric nice tan. I wish I was tan... Oh, wait... I AM!!! lol. Okay, enough of that. I just decided that since all of my other posts for the past... month... have been negative I'd sit here and rather than lower my morale, I'll raise some other peoples' morale! Yes, I am nice like that. Although, I doubt any of those guys even read this stupid blog anyways. Whoever does, pass it on to them that I said this stuff. I'd appreciate that. Jimmy, you were darned good at paddling that paddle. Keep it up ;). Maybe next time I'll have more fun and you won't have to feel bad. I promise I'm not always upset. Like when I go shopping, Damn, that makes me happy. If you want to cheer me up, buy me a gift card to one of my favorite stores. I'll forever be in your debt.

People, do you love me? Let me know!!! Email me! Trackrunner_07@yahoo.com No hate mail, please. I wouldn't appreciate that. I'd appreciate a nice, long, non-forward email, please. I wouldn't mind a phone call either, people. 419-651-8098. Give me a call, we'll come up with plans to go shopping. I do love my shopping. Just keep in mind, I get paid on Fridays. Too dumb to understand what that means? I have money on Fridays. It is usually gone by the next Wednesday, so if you wanna do something that involves me spending my own money, get to me about it ON FRIDAY. But heck, what am I talking about? People, do stuff with me?!?! I laugh and laugh and laugh at that possibility. At least I can say I tried, right? Right?!?! So yes, call or email. DON'T even say whenever I ask you later that you didn't know my number or my email address. I'll know you were lying. =D

So that being said, I am out of here. By that I mean, I'm done writing. With a few last requests just to reiterate and make sure you people understood. Kayaking, Invite me. Shopping, Invite me. Email, send to me. Phone number, call me. There you go. Short and sweet!

I'm too cute.

Dear Jimmy,

I love you!!! =D ♥♥♥

Things I hate about myself.. I'm sorry, this list had to be done

1. Okay, first off.. I hate myself because I'm making this retarded list. This means there is obviously a lot of stuff I hate abougt myself (yay)
2. I hate myself because sometimes I'm being a bitch and I don't even notice untill the person is already pissed off and hates me.
3. Oh, I do this thing where I'll be talking like I know stuff, but I really don't.. and I'm just bull shitting and I know the person knows I'm bullshitting but I keep doing it, man I hate that..
4. I have no money saved in my bank account, maybe like 22 dollars, yeah.. Great college fund, huh?.
5. I always just want, want, want. If I don't get it, I'm a bitch and then come here and complain about it.
6. I didn't get a 30 or up on my ACT so no doubt I'm going to have to take it at least 5 more times and it costs like 30 dollars each time.. =(
7. I don't have a 4.0 or a good sob story so I'm not gonna get any good scholarships, and I don't have a college fund saved up (man, my mom better win the lottery..)
8. I have at least 20 people that I don't even know that talk about me and say that I'm a bitch to people like Jenna.
9. I wanted to play quads in band but Jamie Miller and Alicia Hall got them over me, WTF???? It's not like I've been begging for them since I was a freshman, nooooo.
10. After Brian and I broke up I had this 7th grader spree and dated like 4 guys within one month. Yeah, I'm a loser, so crucify me.
11. I HAVE NO MONEY
12. God didn't give me any good gifts, he gave me the ability to hurdle and run decently fast but you know what...He didn't give me what mattered, a nice, large rack. Yes, I have no boobs and I'm never gonna get laid in college. (Jimmy, I'm just joking I wasn't thinking about getting laid) My point is, my boobs are so small they don't have any cute bras for me to buy in Victoria's Secret let alone any bras. Are you with me, Rachel??
13. I'm not even beautiful, So 1, God gave me boobs smaller than my boyfriends 12 year old sister and he gave me acne. THANKS GOD! THANKS
14. Guess what? I weigh more than my 43 year old mom.. WHO HAS HAD 3 KIDS. I hope I get that lucky, this is all if I don't die during childbirth.
15. I hate myself for being depressed.
16. EFFING PMS AND EFFING CRAMPS. AND BOYS NOT UNDERSTANDING THE INFINITE AMOUNT OF PAIN. I'd like to see you guys survive with this feeling that your penis is being stretched to 10 times its size for A WHOLE WEEK STRAIGHT, NONSTOP. That's at least what my cramps feel like..
17. I hate myself for all these things that I've done.
18. I'm by no means popular, I'm a friggin' outcast, and I swear I didn't even smell in middle school. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
19. In 8th grade track, I was .2 seconds from the record in the 100m Hurdles.. Do you know how much that burns in my heart to this day?
20. I'm meaner to the people that love me than I am to the ones that hate me.
21. I complain sooooo much.. I mean, like every word that comes out of my mouth is like either a complaint or something stupid..
22. I am so darn selfish. A while back my dad was talking about moving to Dayton and I said I didn't want to, I was called "A little selfish bitch" and I guess he was right. Very, Very Right.
23. I get so hungry I can't even eat.. but I'm sooo hungry.
24. I'm too picky to eat anything.
25. I hate myself because I've been able to come up with 24 things already, and I'm not even close to being done..
26. I hate myself because I'm so mean to my mom, and she does my laundry and the dishes, and she makes the food. WHY AM I SO MEAN?
27. I'm mean to my brother and overexagerate, and say he is worse than he is. I'm the worst older sister ever. A few years back he threw the remote at my head, and I actually threw it back, he was like 5 and I was 12 and I still threw it back. I'm such a BITCH!!
28. I hate myself because no matter how many "I love you's" and cute little "When we're married's" I get I still know he's going to dump me and we won't get married because I freak out on him every other second. Let me reiterate, I'M A BITCH. But boy, I do wanna marry this boy.
29. I'm in Advanced Select choir, but I don't sing really well, I suck.
30. I've cut myself before, and I hate myself for it. I'm a little self-mutilator. I'm going to hell...
31. I want to be a good Christian but I still haven't acted on it yet by going to church..
32. I'm the youngest person in my grade and I do a lot of school stuffs. This results in me needing to bum rides off of anybody and everybody.
33. I'm an avid shopper and I have no money, therefor making things much much worse.
34. I definetely hate how when I get mad I have to throw the thing in my hand or whatever my hand can get to first that isn't too expensive. Things like my cell phone (BIIIIG MISTAKE) I'm gonna end up breaking this new one too...
35. I'm on 35 and still going strong.
36. I work at the Dairy because no other place that pays more would hire me..
37. My hair always looks like shit, and by shit I mean my hair is brown and frizzy and won't stay straight like I wish it would...
38. So far I've only been able to date one of my crushes out of the dozens, obviously meaning I have my hopes way to high. Like by high I mean... Top of Mt. Everest when I'm at base camp high.
39. For me being me, I set my standards way to high. I mean, I'm like a fat ugly chick only looking for attractive A&F models. I don't even know what my boyfriend is thinking, dating a bitch like me.
40. In 7th grade my Math teacher had a question on a test that said (not even kidding) "Who whines more Laura or Jordan" THANKS MR. SCHLABACH FOR MAKING ME A SOCIAL OUTCAST, THANKS AN EFFING LOT AT LEAST JORDAN IS PRETTY! YOU'RE AN EFFING TURD! I should have answered, "I hate you, you prick of a teacher.."
41. If I was any of the characters in Harry Potter, I'd either be Crabbe or Goyle because If I went to Hogwarts I'd want to be a Slytherin, and I'm ugly.. Therefor making me one of the above.
42. I'm short.
43. God gave me small boobs, acne, and ugly scarred up legs from random things.
44. I have emotional breakdowns just about every other day.
45. I have mental breakdowns just about every other month.
46. I work myself too hard, and yet I still feel like I'm a friggin' failure.
47. I hate myself because I know that you probably haven't even made it this far, and I'm glad. Save yourself, STOP READING!
48. I always bragged about having good vision, guess what! I now wear contacts because I need glasses slightly. I have a -1 prescription... meaning that I just barely needed glasses and I can get by without them... WOOT!
49. I hate myself because I want a tattoo but everybody else I know thinks it's a horrible idea and will shun me if I get one. These are of course the people that don't already shun me.
50. I'll ruin good things. Good meals, Good movies, Good dates, Good everythings. Good moments, Good Memories. Yeah, so if you have anything good to share with me, don't bother. I'll no doubt ruin that too.
51. Instead of people feeling bad that I wrote this thing the first response will be, "WHAT A FRIGGIN' WHORE, LETS STONE THEN CRUCIFY HER!". Because I do shit likes this all of the time, and it has gotten old. Yet, this stone keeps on rolling.
52. I'm such a loser, I never do stuff.. I sit at home and do nothing. Plans get canceled without a second thought.. and I've been writing this stupid post for the past hour... Yes, hour.
53. I really like getting gifts out of nowhere, but I dumped the only person that has ever just done that for me before. I mean roses, FOR NO REASON it wasn't even near a holiday, nor did he get back from a vacation! Then I dumped him.. Why don't I get stuff?!!?
54. Yeah, I've considered suicide, so condemn me you evil Jews.
55. I have like 5 people that I could really consider friends. And my definition of "friend" is a very loose definition.
56. My feelings just get in the way, WHY CAN'T I JUST LIVE A NICE, NUMB LIFE?? Free of pain and dissapointment.
57. I'm a "to the schedule" kind of person, and noone else I know is, meaning.. Life has thrown me to the rabies infested wolves. May I die an unpleasant, painfull death, AMEN
58. I'm poor and I just keep growing and that means I'll end up having to wear the same two pairs of pants that do fit over and over while making my mom do laundy every other day.
59. If I were a Jew back in Jesus' time, I'd have been crucified already.
60. I hate how I use vulgar words way too often.
61. I just want to go Canooing, and camping, to a drive-in movie theatre (which I've never been to before), and to Cedar Point, and shopping with my boyfriend this summer, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? I guess, so. I love LIFE.
62. I never get phone calls. Maybe my mom, but that is it. Well, unless I ask someone to call me. That's the only exception. My BAD.
63. I hate the fact that Brandon Flowers, Cillian Murphy, and Hayden Christenson are sooo gorgeous, and that I'll never get to see any of the 3 in person. Except Brandon Flowers, but that was a concert, and that doesn't even count. WHY DID LINDSAY LOHAN GET ALL OF THE FAME??
64. All of my favorite shows have gotten canceled, why can't I just like American Idol and The OC? Oh, I forgot... I haven't been brainwashed yet..
65. I'm sooo lazy, I have these books I need to return to the library, and they're still not in yet. *sigh*
66. I expect too much out of everyone and everything. Like, this is me, "Why don't you just bow at my feet already?!!?", "Why don't you work your batteryless tv remote?!?!", "I'm GOD, listen to me already!!!!!!"
67. I told myself I'd stop at 50 for the sake of you people, but I have to keep going. There I go being selfish again. I need to get this off of my chest. I'm really sorry, people.
68. I don't have photographic memory, I just got bad memory. SAHWEET!
69. I'm a little internet pirate when I should support the bands I love by just buying the CD. So far I've only done that for The Killers.. but that's because they effing rock my effing socks.
70. I have about 186 buddies on my AIM buddy-list, and only about 3 people on it will actually message me rather than me have to message them..
71. I can't sleep at night, WHY CAN'T I JUST SLEEP?? I wake up sooo tired, but I just can't sleep at night.

Okay, I'm done. I'm sorry people. I can think of more, but I just don't have the heart. I've passed beyond the "I'm so miserable I must complain" stage. I've moved onto the "I'm so miserable I'm gonna just be numb about the matter.." So, I'm done... I hope you enjoyed my list =D

Girls' Soccer Donation Dinner

What do you people have against the girls' soccer team, huh? We have a carefully planned out soccer donation dinner including a free meal of Spaghetti, Garlic Bread, and salad and you can't even show up!?? I called just about every single person in my phone book and none of the people I called made it. Do you realize that although I am a social outcast, my phone book consists of over 100 numbers?!? I am 1/5th of the way to filling up my phonebook memory, and I still couldn't get a single person to make it to the dinner and donate us some money!

People, I will give you a second change to redeem yourselves. There will be a car wash tomorrow morning, from some anonymous time to another anonymous time. All I know is that it is in the morning before like noon or something. It will be at the high school. Be there, and get your dirty, filthy, ugly, car washed, okay? It will cost you, but not much. Remember, this is for a good cause. This cause being, "Lets send poor Laura who has already spent over 2000 of her parents money to go to NYC and Quebec/Montreal in the past year." So please, PLEASE! Bring some money and help me out. If not for the sake of me, for the sake of the other people that will be at the car wash. Remember friends, I like not spending money. If I said there would be hott girls/guys in bikinis/swimming trunks, would you show up? Yeah, that's right... You'll go now..

Anyways, I was just posting to complain to you people about not buying my warm-ups for soccer because you didn't go to the donation dinner. Remember, tomorrow morning, CAR WASH. Although I doubt you people will even get this on time. It's about 11:45 at night. Shoot. Uhm... Well.. Oh, well.. I tried.

Was it just me or does "dinner" look so weird. Am I like spelling it wrong or something?? If only I knew..

I made some science.

Artic Swirls

Are you aware of what an Artic Swirl is? It is also known as a flurry. They used to be available at McDonalds, but I'm not sure if they still are. At the Perrysville Dairy they are known as Tornados? Sometimes people even call them blizzards.

Artic Swirls are made in one size, and one size only. They come in a standard white cup. Generally Artic Swirls are made with vanilla icecream but can be made with Chocolate or Twist, or even our Flavor of the day if doing so is wished. You can get several different kinds of candies in our Artic Swirls: M&M's, Oreo Cookie, Peanut butter cup, Reeces Peices, and Butterfinger. Anyways to make one you first grab a white cup, and then you take a metal or plastic cup guard thing and attach it to the top of the cup. Next, you fill the cup with the assigned icecream about 1/3 of the cup. Once you have filled the cup 1/3 with icecream you take 2 spoonfulls of the assigned candy and you place it in the cup. After this you take the cup to the artic swirl machine. Once you have a good hold on both the cup and the guard you turn on the machine and mix up the icecream. Once candy is thoroughly mixed you pound down the icecream and go fill the cup the rest of the way up. After filling the cup with more icecream you put in one more spoonfull of candy. Once done, you mix the icecream again with the artic swirl machine. After you have thoroughly mixed the icecream you take a spoon and scrape the icecream from the guard and then stick the spoon in the cup. There, you have made a delicious artic swirl.

Don't tell me, "Why the heck did you tell us all of this craaap??" I told you all of that crap because I work at a dairy and all people ever friggin' want are damned artic swirls. If you go up and read that again you'll say it probably took you a couple minutes to read. THINK OF HOW LONG IT TAKES TO ACTUALLY MAKE THE EVIL LITTLE THING! Yes, it is ridiculously annoying. Just think, "I would like 3 artic swirls, one peanut butter cup, one reeces pieces, and one butterfinger" Yes, evil lady, I shall make your artic swirls, but with much spite in my heart. Oh, and don't forget the dreaded softball teams with their annoying, loud, rude, non-tipping girls. The softball team in which everbody wants an artic swirl or a friggin' float (takes a while also). Now, whatever happened to the coach buying the team a good ole' icecream cone? Cones, I can deal with. 50 friggin' artic swirls, I can NOT. When I was in t-ball you didn't see my coach saying "Get whatever you want". Noooooo, you had to get a friggin' small icecream cone. Grr... I had my first artic swirl when I came to work at the dairy.

Anyways, apart from artic swirls being ridiculous to make, they are very expensive. WHY DO YOU BUY THESE THINGS? Artic swirls are a whopping 2.75. That is a lot. I mean come on, that is half of what I get for an hour! No, that is OVER half of what I get for an hour. This comes to show you I don't get paid enough. If we can sell an artic swirl for 2.75 and we sell about 50 a day. I SHOULD GET PAID MORE!!! Also, apart from the effing slushy machine that never works, artic swirls make the most mess.. Candy literally gets everywhere. When I sweep, I only sweep up candy from artic swirls.

The only good thing I can say about artic swirls is, boy are they really good. Man, I love artic swirls. I don't mind making a good artic swirl every once in a while, please don't get me wrong. I just don't like having to make about 10 of them in a row, or even more than 1 at a time. One at a time I can handly, 3 at a time.. NO WAY. 2, possibly.. More than 3? You've got to be out of your friggin' fat mind you fatty! I see sooo many obese people, just people that wouldn't be allowed onto some rollercoaster rides because they are just too big and wouldn't fit in the seat, getting artic swirls. Candy AND Icecream, are you out of your mind? Fat people get right on that, people. Oh, and I'm very very very very very sorry if I have offended anybody. I realize that everybody in the world isn't as small as me, but seriously people. I'm talking people that need special doorways fit for them getting artic friggin' swirls.

Anyways, if you are wondering why I made this delightfull post. It is because I worked today and we had a crapload of artic swirls, most of which I had to make. WEEEEEE. So yes, I love my job. Moral of this post? Laura, go get another friggin' job!

Forwards

Okay, so everyone knows what a forward is if you have ever checked your email more than once. Now, let me tell you, just like comments on my numerous blogs I don't get any emails. Also, if I do get a comment it's pretty much always one saying how horrible I'm being and how I shouldn't have complained and whined so much in my post. Like the comment thing, in my email box all I get is forwards telling me I'm gonna die or have horrible bad luck or a bad love life. Now, I do not believe in any of that stuff. So what I'm trying to say is that I do not forward the email to 20+ people. This also means that when I get your stupid comments about me whining too much or complaining too much, I don't believe them either, and rather than not fix it (forward it) I just keep on doing it.

The point? Well, my point is.. I think all of my bad luck is because I don't forward those goddamn forwards. Oh, yes.. I know that I said I don't believe in those stupid things. Well, let me tell you something... I believe that I have a lot of bad luck and it has to have come from somewhere. I have never done any of those stupid superstitious things and it isn't because I believe in superstitions, I just haven't bothered. I have also just never done anything to warrant me a truckload of bad luck. So this bad luck has to come from somewhere, and you know what? I blame those damned emailed forwards telling me that I'm gonna have bad luck and all that jazz. Stupid emails telling me that I have to send it to 15-20 more people. Well, I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT MANY PEOPLE ON MY FRIGGIN' ADDRESS BOOK! What do I look like? A person that actually receives emails with any motive other than to give me bad friggin' luck? You're right, I don't. I definitely look like one of those people that just gets the stupid annoying forwards saying I'll have bad luck.

I guess some of you might also be thinking about that whole, "Well some forwards say they'll give you everlasting good sex, or great luck in relationships, or it'll grant your wish". Yes, well.. I've made up my mind, I don't believe in good luck, but I sure as hell believe in bad luck. Yes, Yes I believe in bad luck. Mostly because that is the only luck I have, and ever will have. Mostly because these stupid emails keep piling up this bad luck on me whenever I don't forward them. Let me tell you, dozens of "you'll have bad luck for the rest of your life if you don't forwards this email", sure do add up in the long-run.

Now lets get right down to it, STOP SENDING ME THOSE STUPID FORWARDS YOU STUPID PEOPLE!!! YOU AREN'T GONNA GET YOUR SILLY LITTLE WISH, WHATEVER IT IS.. SO GIVE IT UP. Of course it makes me wonder if in all actuality the only reason why these people send them to me is because maybe they don't believe in the good luck either, the just don't want bad luck. *sigh* No matter what, though. I shall never forward an email if it has anything to do with getting a wish, good luck, good sex, or anything. Now, I appreciate those little forwards that aren't about luck, mind you. So you can send me those. Just please, please, please! Don't send me those forwards that I have been ranting about. Questionnaires, Surveys, Photos, A nice old-school email that just has you actually talking to me. Anyways, I'd appreciate an email, people. Email address, you ask??

Trackrunner_07@yahoo.com

There you go, send me an email. I'd appreciate it.

Work at the Dairy

First off, I'd like to thank my friend Whitney for leaving that comment. =D. It gave me inspiration enough to write another blog!! *And they all throw up their hands and say "yay"*

Anyways, as most of you probably know by now... I work at the Loudonville Dairy. Not only do I work at a dairy, but I work at the one everybody dislikes. Okay, the Perrysville Dairy really isn't that much better. 1. It is smaller 2. I don't work there 3. Nobody you know works there 4. It's in Perrysville okay? Seriously... Perrysville. who wants to drive all of the way out to Perrysville? Anyways, I work at the Loudonville Dairy (remember, the one everybody thinks is bad) and I am also underpaid. Yes, I realize it isn't that hard to work at the dairy we just make icecream cones, right? Yes, well do you not realize how stupid people are?!?! We get people constantly being so vague it is ridiculous! People will come in and say, "I'd like a cone", I half feel like walking over to our cones grabing one and handing it to them and saying, "That'll be 10 cents". I don't know if you understand why it makes me angry.. but I'll explain. At the dairy we constantly get these huge groups of Softball/T-ball/baseball players. When this happens we get very busy.. and nobody likes having to deal with a stupid customer when you have at least 50 other orders to take, no? So when people are stupid and say, "I'd like a cone," I half to go through this process where I have to question them on what flavor they'd like and what size. Although, sometimes we get people with half of a brain that will be slightly more specific than "I'd like a cone" and might say "I'd like a vanilla cone" or even "I'd like a Vanilla/Chocolate twist" Only leaving out what size and in this day and age I think that is pretty good. People who are more specific, I salute you.

On the other hand, I'll be more positive (apparently people like that more for some reason?). Okay, Uhm.. working at the dairy can be great. 1. Usually we get as much icecream and food as we want! 2. Sometimes we get cute guys or just guys that are really nice 3. We get free icecream and food. Need I say more? There are times where we'll just get people that are so curtious and kind. There are times where we'll even have customers come in and we'll talk to them and it'll be fun.

Okay, more negatives because I (not even kidding) ran out of positives. I realize this negativity is the reason why my boyfriend deep down regrets dating me, and is the reason why so many people hate me and talk about me behind my back (yes, I know you are doing it.. and I understand why, and I don't care). Anyways, at the dairy, we constantly get damn druggies who constantly ask for free food and drinks. Now you all must be thinking, "Why don't you just say no and turn them down?". Well, I do. It is other people at the dairy that do it, and now the damn druggies are used to getting free stuff. Now you must also be thinking, "Well didn't you just say you get free food and icecream there?" Yes, I do.. but they don't work there.. case closed. Anyways, my point.. We get stupid people that are probably high wanting free food and drinks at the dairy, and it just plain pisses me off because I know that someday the people doing it will get caught by our manager and we'll all probably get in trouble for it assuming that it is assumed that everyone is doing it..

Other stuff I feel like telling you that goes along with the topic of "work at the dairy". Well, I realize everybody says that the manager and owner always hate you your first year and it's just because they aren't used to you yet but I seriously think our manager (Jean) and our owner (Grace) really don't like me. Now, I'll tell you the truth. I'm a little smart ass bitch, but not in front of the bosses. I am as good as friggin' possible. Yet, they still hate me and bitch at me for stuff I didn't do. Oh, well. I suppose this right here is just plain complaining and you don't wanna hear it. So I guess I'll stop to a certain extent. The point, My bosses hate me, and you probably do too.

I realize you are all probably tired of reading about my work-life, but I just felt like writing an entry. You don't have to read it, but comments would be much appreciated. I know you are reading it, I have a little tracker thingy. I can't quite tell who you are, yet.. but I know you are there. You non-commenting reader, you. Hey, it's all good. I'll let it slide for the time-being.. But as soon as they make this site-counter high-tech enough to track who you are (as in your name).. I'm doin' it.. and I'm gonna talk you down untill you begin to comment on my blog rather than talk crap about me behind my back of course, with much love ♥ . Yes, love.

So I'll end with a positive about work. I was lying before about not having anything else to write about that was positive. Okay, here it is. I work with some of the coolest people. I mean most of them are cool. ;) Come on, I work with people like Charlie Mismas, and Rachel Cronenbach, and Jenna Kuttler. Who could be cooler than that? Also, all we do is work and like talk and joke, and it's all a big party!! With Icecream too!!! So yeah, I work with some of the best people. So whenever we get those stupid customers that just don't wanna cooperate by taking a large shake because we don't have a medium or people that just can't accept the fact that we charge 10 cents for water we can go in the back and make fun of them!! Just sit there and have the best time ever by talking about how completely and utterly stupid most of our customers are. I don't even have to worry, most of the people are tourists anyways. All in good fun, friends, all in good fun.

Moral of the story? Hah, morals?? There are no morals in this story kids. I don't believe in them. Just wanted to get some stuff off of my chest. My boyfriend is gone to NY and I have nobody to sit and complain to, so I complain to this blog. I realize that my blog has slowly been transforming, also. Before, I always just wrote journal-style where I'd just recall the happenings of my day. Now, I've decided, this is way better. I'm just gonna write on my opinions about stuff and kinda adding in stuff like, "Oh yeah.. I worked today.. it sucked" and "Before work all I did was sleep and read Pet Sematary". You know, cool stuffs like that. So if you have any comment on my new writing style.. Comment? Or don't. You know, the usual. (I'm hoping that maybe someday I might be able to provoke you into commenting) Anyways, I'm outta here. It's like 1 in the morning, and I should probably get to bed so I can lie there for another couple hours. So yeah, Goodnight with much ♥ ♥ ♥ . Yes, with much hearts!

Shopping!!!

Well, folks. Today I totally went shopping at the Summit mall in Akron. Pretty much had so much fun except for the whole my brother tagging along thing. It's funny, because like my mom told me we weren't gonna spend over 200 (yeah...right). Well, we get there.. and no joke.. she bought two times as much stuff as me.. She bought like 3 t-shirts and another shirt.. then some pants from gap. Don't get me wrong.. I'm not mad at all.. I just think my mom is funny about shopping.. I got what I needed.. I've been kinda good at not buying stuff because I feel bad for spending their money... So I got two jeans.. Again, don't get me wrong.. I wasn't too cheap. I don't want you all getting this image of me being so great and everything. Two pairs of jeans.. 110 dollars.. Yes, I'm a name brand person.. and it's disgusting, yes. I know, I know.. I swear that I am not a prep... I don't listen to stupid stuff like Gwen Stafani, I listen to My Chemical Romance.. I would die to go to the Warped Tour and yet, I still wear Hollister, AE, and A&F? I'm sorry, I like clothes, okay? I don't buy it because of the name.. I buy it because I like it. Anyways.. 110 dollars, two pairs of jeans...

Anyways, I'll probably end up going shopping again because 2 pairs of jeans for next school year just won't cut it.. At the moment I have 4 pairs of jeans that fit.. and 1 of which is kinda small. Okay. Yes, I realize that I'm not fat.. but I'm totally not anorexic-thin anymore.. So, in 7th grade.. I was short and tiny.. I wore a size 0 pant.. and yes, it was a little big on me. 8th grade.. Say goodbye to most of my 0's.. I was wearin' 2's. 9th grade.. so I still fit into size 2.. but they are too short.. hm... and when I tried on 4's.. they were just too big. 10th grade.. My 2's are tight on my thighs and my hips and such... And yes, the length is even more short.. So I go and I buy a 4.. Well, these are a little long and a little big.. but what, the 2's are too short and small?!!? Whatever happened to a 3? Anyways, So I buy the 4's. Towards the end of the school year.. You guesssed it, the 4's are friggin' small on my hips and thighs. What is up with this retarded child-bearing hips deal?!?! Seriously?!!? I don't like having to replace my whole pant/jean wardrobe every few months, okay? Of course it isn't just the whole hips things.. my thighs have greatly increased in size no thanks to track season freshman and sophomore year. Thanks, Coach.. rather than making me fit into pants better.. I can't fit into them at all because my thighs got bigger. Anyways, the point.. I have to friggin' shop all of the time to keep from being naked.. Oh, and all of the above information is based off of American Eagle clothing being that Hollister does the whole odd number sizes rather than even. Now, In Hollister.. I wear a 5.. The whole waist and length thing doesn't fit just right.. but 3 is way to tight on my hips and my thighs. What can I say? I have a butt and thighs that aren't quite proportionate... Of course it doesn't matter, because I doubt you have read this far..

Whoever said all girls were self-conscient of their sizes in jeans or whatnot.. He's stupid, and sexist.. Because, there.. I am living proof that not all girls care if people know what size they wear.. But don't tell me, you are all thinking.. "She can only say all of this size stuff because she is SKINNY..." Yes, well it doesn't matter.. I'm still a girl that doesn't care whether you know what size pants I wear. Heck, I'd love for you to know. Maybe now you'll know what to get me for my birthday... Some jeans in the size just above a 4 for AE (I can't think of the number whether it is just 6 or not). Or a pair of jeans in a size 5 for Hollister. Or possible a size 4 in A&F. Of course I realize none of you are going to take this into consideration.. I'd still appreciate maybe a giftcard to the above listed, thanks.

Okay, I'm sorry for the above, I realize that none of you care what size pants I wear or where I shop or anything. So stop reading this.. Please, for your own sake. If you don't care, don't read.. Or you can read, and just sit there thinking, "My, Laura is sooo stupid, and what a real bitch." Go ahead think what you want. If you feel otherwise, please comment.. I like comments. Send me a gift card or something.. My birthday is August 20th. I'd really appreciate it. I'm kinda thinkin' about throwin' a party or something.. Hope to see you there.

I apologize, my blog is pretty random. I hope you enjoyed it... I guess. I suppose I could just tell you about the rest of my day other than the shopping.. but.. well.. I didn't do much else.. So I guess the whole shopping thing was it. So I guess I'll head out. G'night. Oh, and please comment.. Even if it is negative and shows me you're a real prick.. I'd still appreciate knowing you are there, you non-existent reader you.

Fireworks!

Okay, so the fireworks weren't the best.. but they were better than not seeing them at all (which is what I did last summer). I watched them with my family.. cute, huh? Kinda sad because this is 2 years in a row now that I haven't been able to watch them with friends or whatnot.. Oh, well.. always next year I suppose. Unfortunately it is apparently that Loudonville keeps getting less and less money for these fireworks. I'm just hoping next year is decent. Maybe I'm just more critical because I'm a year older.. Who knows. Anyways other than that.. work today was slow.. had our rushes, but other than that we were good.. So, I'm gonna go to bed now.. I'm pretty tired. G'night all!

War of the Worlds

Okay, well this summer has been great so far. Only because I've seen a bunch of movies (In theatre) all of which have been very good. Lets see... Episode III twice.. Batman Begins, Madagascar, War of the Worlds. Maybe more? Uhm, anyways. War of the Worlds last night was very good.. It was gay because the ending and whatnot was ruined for me by Chris Lapointe and John Dewitt.. Thanks guys.. But I kinda knew it anyways... Oh, well.. It was a good movie and even better because of the whole Theatre experience. Anyways, I don't have too much else to say about yesterday.. Wait, I'll tell you about the labor I did!! I totally helped Jim and David clean up Jim's back yard thing.. There was this area with all this brush stuffs that Mr. Lingenfelter decided to get rid of and clear out. So we all worked on loading it into the truck and taking it down even further back so they could dump it. Apparently other people were supposed to be there, but weren't.. Uhm.. Scott, Laura, Matt... I guess it's cool though, we got the job done! Even though I left kinda early.. oh, well.. Later!

Oh, by the way.. if you have plans and want me in them.. let me know.. I'm not that busy or you can hit me up at the dairy sometime!! ♥

21 Questions you won't answer..

21 questions fill out everyone.. no blanks! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME THEN POST IT FOR UR SELF (just comment)
1.Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Fave Movie:
5. Fave Song:
6. Fave Band:
7. Most Embarassing Moment:
8. Are you a virgin?
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person? 14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 15.Do you think I'm Hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
19.Would you have sex with me?
20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?