Winter...

Winter SUCKS. I don't especially care for your opinion, because you're probably a reptile anyway. You know, because reptiles are cold blooded, and all... Meaning they're body temperature just fluxuates with the temperature of their environment. So yeah, they don't really get cold.. At least they don't feel like they're cold.. They just get really slow or something...

So ask me why I hate winter then. Alright alright. I hate winter because it's bloody cold! Don't get me wrong, I love snow days and snow just in general... But the COLD! I could just go to the mountains or some ski resort for Snow. It doesn't need to come to me! Then there are the bajillion people around here that claim they love winter... when really.. They don't. They're just like me.. and they're only in it for the Snow (and the presents during XMAS). Seriously... Those kids that jump for joy shouting, "YAAAY! It's Snowing!"... Then go outside and say, "This sucks.. I'm freezing my nips off" Need to rethink what they really think of Winter.

I mean, Christmas rocks and all.. and so do the snow days. But seriously. It's constantly cold. Shaving is a constant battle against the bitter cold of the bathroom. My skin dries up like parchment paper. My face gets oily and the pimples just have a huge rave, alcohol included! Oh, and did I mention it's like really cold, and people enjoy complaining about the cold even though they "love winter so much". But maybe I should bitch less, and enjoy more. Right? (Jimmy nods head entusiastically)

Speaking of which, he's seriously the only person I know that really does love Winter and the cold. Meaning he complains the least about it.. So he still complains sometimes about the cold.. but apparently for the most part he enjoys being cold. Weird? A little, but I love him. (Again, proving to you, Jimmy, that I write about you 100% more than you write about me).

Alright, so I'm outta here.. mostly because my hands are freezing.. Seriously.. They're purple. Oh and dry because of all of that winter wind (and cold).