Gun please?

Okay, so I'm sitting in American History, I grab my purse and look inside. So yes, I noticed MY iPOD WAS GONE!!!! Yes, someone has stolen my iPod. I know what you're thinking. "Are you sure you're not just a dumbfuck who lost it?" Yes, I've checked everywhere I've been. The last time I remember using it was on the way to Akron. And I remember seeing it this morning in my purse. SOME FUCKING HOEBAG stole it. I think I might know who it is but I dunna. I just hope I can find out what happened to it. *sigh* 215 dollars down the drain if not....