Why some girls (and their boyfriends) are just plain gay- with quotes!

Wow, you know what really gets me? When you have a "friend" and you do favors by letting them come into your home and use it as a place to be away from parentals.. Well, then I ask this "friend" for a simple favor of coming with me to a place that I don't want to go alone with (not bad). Though, she insists her gay(and ridiculous) boyfriend must come along or she won't come because she won't be comfortable. Then she says I'm making her mad and she doesn't like me.. What the fuck?

• Master Jedi BG: "she's starting to make me mad by not conforming to all of my selfish requests... so now i'm gonna go away, and go back and forth between away and here for a while, to grab attention"
• Master Jedi BG: heh
• Master Jedi BG: well now she is no doubt crying
• Master Jedi BG: and will go cry to *edited*
• Master Jedi BG: "honey bunz they don't love me and they don't throw money and sweets at me constantly! she won't even let me plan to come over and steal her bed so we can have sex! what kind of mean person is she?"
• Master Jedi BG: "baby! (in tears) Who am i supposed to mooch off of now?? How are we going to have sex? how can she be so mean and not allow me to come over unnanounced and take the bed, the pillows, the good covers, ask for drinks, and tell them what to watch and listen to??"
• Master Jedi BG: "do they have to pay for that?"
• Master Jedi BG: "how about no! how about no? how about no? how about no? what do u mean i say that too much? how about no!"
• Master Jedi BG: "brian, why won't u buy josh and i condoms and birth control? why can't we use ur bed? WHY WON'T U DRIVE US SOMEWHERE?!"
• Master Jedi BG: lol so far i have about 5 of them
• Master Jedi BG: i'm still thinking
• Master Jedi BG: the "did u have to pay for that?" is a classic
• Master Jedi BG: "*edited*! change ur wardrobe! u can't go do that! that wouldn't be with me! u have to bring me! come with me! look a squirrel! that reminds me.. yesterday i and then after that and tomorrow, and-- oh another squirrel! buy me a necklace! more condoms!"

Okay, I'd have to say if this person ever read this, they'd realize the wrong-doings of their ways. Also, they must no doubt (by now) be crying on their boyfriend's shoulder as he plots to beat me up even though my boyfriend'd no doubt kick his ass.. I'm sure this boyfriend realizes this too.. lol.. Anyways, I'm not worried.. I think this was a rather funny post and It makes me laugh.. Relieves some stress via a person that's used me one too many times.. lol Anyways, This post is done, I'm pleased