Boys

Here, a list of why I hate boys:

• They make me feel stupid
• They are jerks
• They don't tell you what they're thinking
• They are so stupid
• They judge you
• They're superficial
  
• How about calling when they say they will?
• How about remembering your birthday?
• They only do stuff for you when it benefits them (when they get some)
• There is always a flaw (i.e. If they're good looking they are either really dumb, or a really big jerk. If they are really nice they must be really busy or really ugly. If they are good looking, really nice, and smart, they don't like you at all because you aren't really pretty really nice or really smart as well. Or they're just taken if you like them a lot)
• They cause depression.
• There are way too many of them.
• What is with the Y chromosome? It's about 1/8th the size of the X chromosome. I wish it'd just disappear.
• They're only in it for the sex, period.
• When they say they're not that kind of guy, THEY ARE THAT KIND OF GUY!
• They pay for your movie, and meal and stuff. But then they use it against you by saying shit like, "I spent all of that money on you and you aren't going to have sex(insert whatever you want here, they might want you to give them a bj or something) with me?"
• They don't know anything about girls, at all. So they don't know what do when the girl is unhappy. Here, I will tell you.. Don't keep asking them, "What's the matter?" if you aren't planning on doing anything about it. Instead of asking what is the matter, rub their shoulders or something. JESUS. Don't you know ANYTHING?
  
• Dude, having a period that lasts a week every single month, and having to have the baby is infinitely worse than getting kicked in the balls. I don't care what boys say about it hurting. I'll show you pain when you are writhing in agony for a whole week once a month. It's worse because you know when it's coming.
  
• Boys have it easy, and I hate that!
  
• Did I mention that boys have a keen knack of making me feel like a fool?
• Boys have dicks, and they use these to JERKOFF.
• Uhm, they're only interested in boobs, and a pretty face.
• If males had to have the babies, abortion wouldn't be an issue. It'd just be a social norm to get one by now.
• They get to pee standing up. So they miss the 1 foot hole, and get it all over the toilette seat (Because they are lazy bastards they didn't lift it). So when I go to pee sitting down because I don't have a penis, I have pee all over my ass.
• They like to talk about your butt when you are what, 2 feet away?
• Girls have to have the kids, so you can bloody ask me to prom, or out on a date, or ask me to "go out". It isn't that hard on you, jeeminees. Boys just have to complain about something.
  

Okay, now. A list on why I do like boys...:

• Sometimes they actually get things right.
• There are exceptions to the above list, so that gives me hope.
• I can't help but like boys. I just don't like girls like that.
• They buy me chocolate, and I really like chocolate.
• They can be fun to look at.
• Sometimes they actually do cheer you up.
• Uhm, I guess this list is mostly when guys do things that aren't on the list above. So I like boys sometimes because sometimes they don't me dislike them.
  

Wow, writing the why I like them list is so much more boring than writing why I don't like them. Clearly I stopped just because I actually had to think for the second list.