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If you've made it to this blog, I salute you. For I have taken the link out of my profile to replace it with something that was requested of me. I'm so nice. Anyways, I just found these nifty little "Myspace" posts that I felt I should C&P and then comment upon.

Guy facts: (My comments probably only apply to me...and probably only at this point in time, sometimes they may be false, but mostly are true.. so yeah.. no quoting of my blog, please)

When a guy calls you
he wants to be with you (or yell at you and tell you how much of a whining bitch you are...)

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you... (Or playing his video game system and not paying attention at all...)

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong (Yes, but that's when they stop arguing, and that is never.. EVER)

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it (They never say they are "fine" they're always JERKS)

When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world (Or just trying to intimidate you and make you cry... because noone in their right mind would think I'm the most beautiful thing in the world, hence, they're not thinking that)

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world (NO, I am NOT the world, I am just a person, I'm going to die. And really, my guy would get over it)

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love (No, he has nothing better to do)

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it (Most of the time NO, they're just trying to make you happy so you'll shut up..)

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done (This is a BOLD-FACED LIE!!)

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else (I'm pretty sure that this is FALSE!!! I know for a fact that I miss my guy more than anything he has ever missed ever, even his gamecube)

Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind. (I don't think I ever stop thinking)

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply. (Agreed..)

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around. (I don't even need eyes full of questions, I'm pretty much thinking this all of the time.)

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine. (I'm never fine, Ever. Well, apparently??)

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful. (No comment)

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever. (Or maybe just some sleep?)

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention. (Or maybe some reassurance that there is a person out there that does love her.)

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered. (I enjoy being pampered but this is most certainly not why I want to see my guy everyday. This is a ludicrous statement, and I laugh at it)

When a girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means it. (I do...)

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future. (I suppose, but at the moment, I really couldn't care less about my future, day-by-day is already too much for me, week-by-week? What're you thinking!!)

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that (Unless you have another girl she doesn't know about that misses you more, you JERK!!!)



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"Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want you they want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and snog the face off u. But if you break thischain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!!"


Okay, first off. The horrendous spelling of this paragraph automatically proves it false. SO why isn't "Know, some of the you's, to, are, be" all abbreviated? They abbreviated "before" to "b4", this thing makes no sense! So yes, anyways... There is nobody thinking of me tonight, and even if they are.. it is most certainly not this stuff. Maybe more like how they should dump me/whether they should dump me or keep trying/how soon should they dump me. So this paragraph can just.. well.. jump off a cliff because I wish it were true, but it isn't. Oh, and what is "Snog" Hm? Who uses the word "snog"???

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Toodles, Oh, and don't be a hater!

100 things..

100 things I wanna do before I die:

1. Bunji Jump
2. Go whitewater rafting
3. Rapel off a cliff.
   
4. Skydive
5. Climb Mt. Everest
6. Climb the other 6 tallest summits of the world
   
7. Climb a frozen waterfall
8. Freestyle a cliff
9. Scuba dive
10. Buy a purse from Gucci, and use it.
11. Buy at least 1 pair of shoes from Gucci, and wear them..
12. Shop for 24 hours straight, man.. I love to shop.
    
13. Go to New Zealand
14. Meet Brandon Flowers
15. Beat the shit outta someone
16. Go to Australia
17. Have children
18. Drive a Mini Cooper
19. Drive a Dodge Viper
20. Own a Ford Mustang
21. Spit off the top of the Empire Statebuilding.
22. Go skinny dipping
23. Get through college
24. Get through Medical school
25. Brandon Flowers
    
26. Get a job as a surgeon (dunna what kind yet)
27. Find the cure for something..
28. Save someones life.
29. Hit a cat with my car. (only a cat, nothing else)
    
30. Get Married
31. Eat a pound of chocolate in one hour.
32. Hayden Christensen
    
33. Publicly embarass someone famous.
34. Become famous and avoid embarassment.
35. Get rather rich.
36. Be someones hero.
37. Own too many shoes to count.
38. Go to Europe
39. Go on a cruise
40. Fly first-class on an airplane
41. Take a submarine from point A to point B (whatever that may be)
42. Have over 1000 songs in my music library that I actually listen to.
43. Go skiing
44. Go snowboarding
45. Jimmy (=p)
46. Buy a real painting, like.. a nice one..
    
47. Have a hot tub in my house
    
48. Have an in-ground swimming pool in my back yard.
49. Have a nice treehouse
50. Score a goal during a soccer game (Okay, so don't laugh.. I've been a fullback for pretty much my whole soccer career, it wasn't until later in the season that I became anything but)
51. Play some HOCKEY
52. Go to a professional Rugby match.
53. Be on Television for something other than Academic Challenge..
54. Be able to play the piano well.
55. Be able to play the violin outstandingly.
56. Get coordinated enough to play the drumset.
57. Make it into something you have to audition to be in (and not the Advanced Select Choir of Lville High)
58. Get a pilot's license.
59. Get a motorcycle license
60. Get a badass tattoo (not kidding)
61. Make love in an elevator =p (good thing nobody reads this bloody thing)
62. Outsmart at least 50 stuckup smartasses that think they know everything.
63. Have a garden.
64. Have a water garden.
65. Dive into the water off a cliff
66. Learn to dive.. teehee
67. Buy cigarettes for a minor.
68. Buy alcohol for a minor.
69. Have a non-stop Star Wars marathon.
70. Re-read all of the HP's within a week and a half as soon as the last one is out.
71. Come up with my own mathematical theory.
72. Learn everything there is to know about HTML (or basically everything).
73. Eat a whole large pizza by myself in one meal.
74. Make a million dollars (at least)
75. Live in New Zealand.
76. Catch a bad guy and turn him in.
77. Witness a bank robbing (no shooting, please)
78. Go hunting with my dad... =\
79. Own all of my favorite movies... so I don't have to borrow them.
    
80. Sing Karaoke in front of a crowd of people I don't know.
81. Fix something that was broken.
82. Make a good home movie.
    
83. Go to 20 concerts (at least)
84. Quit a job, dramatically.
85. Learn to juggle.
86. Learn to do backflips/frontflips.
87. Get really good at iceskating.
88. Solve a mystery.
89. Go on a road trip (a real one)
90. Survive a near-death experience.
91. Convert someone's religion (in any way)
92. Avoid mental breakdowns.
93. Reach self-actualization.
94. Own a Siberian Husky (those dogs are so pretty)
95. Grow pineapple plants in my back yard.
96. Memorize all of the countries of the world in alphabetical order.
97. Witness a miracle to prove myself wrong.
98. Throw a party that people actually come to.
99. Find a real friend, like.. just someone who's always there, always. Someone that actually wants to go out of their way to spend time with me, and now the other way around.
100. Live life without getting divorced ever (remember, I wanna get married too).
     

My lesson to you..

• When verbally attacking someone (on the internet) use correct spelling and grammar, otherwise, you just look like a moron.
• Using a large word that the other person doesn't know the meaning of doesn't make you look smart, it makes you a JERK. Then when they look it up and see you spelled it wrong and correct you.. They are the ones that look smart. So just stick with saying things like "lies" rather than "calumnies".
• Don't play stupid, they might actually think you are stupid..
• ain't
• Where's my hat at?
• I've got
• I have got

Okay, so that is all I really have.. I was just bored, and all of these things I just listed had appeared and bothered me. So anyways, PEACE!

C'est la Vie

It's about 1:30 in the morning, and why else would I be posting a blog? I've noticed I'm generally in the mood to post at very late/early times. Of course today, I don't really have much to post about that is of any interest...

We had the not-so-popular Christmas Parade today. By Not-so-popular I mean, that nobody even knows there is a parade until they hear us (the percussionists) going. Along with that, nobody wants to watch it because it's rather cold outside, and for kicks and giggles, it's generally snowing like the dickens. So when you can't wear gloves you're fingers turn purplish black.

Apart from the parade that I didn't know about until this Monday, I had work in which I knew about last friday. Parade-3 o'clock, Work-4 o'clock. Now, when you are rushed to do things, do you make less or more mistakes? I, I make more mistakes. So not only am I frustrated because I'm being rushed.. I'm frustrated because I am making more mistakes. More mistakes=more frustration. It's a progressive cycle. So when I found out about our parade that was to happen 1 hour prior to when I worked.. I was sorta upset. Heck, I was pretty much downright pissed. I work in Ashland. I know, that's my bad.. but Loudonville businesses refuse to hire.

Please don't even go into why I didn't call or anything because that's just silly. It was my very first day of work, and Oh how I don't want a bad image. "So, the new girl, she's going to be late to her first day..lets fire her.." Yes, that's exactly what I want, NOT. I wanted to be properly notified of going-on's in band. Meaning that the sheet of paper with all of our performances should have included this parade, so help me god. For when I turn in papers with days I need off to my employer, they're assuming that those are it. Correct? If I'm not correct, please.. this is what my comment link is for. Comment. Oh, and about calling. I don't even have their number. But if I do remember correctly, I didn't know the number to the dairy until about my 2nd/3rd month of working there. It took me a while.. lol

Oh, yes. I made a new header. It took me forever to find a place that'd tell me and it took me forever to perfect my header. But I am now there... I did it. I am that ittle bit further along on the pathway of html knowledge. I wish I knew more. I'm trying. Along with this header I made.. I've had so much fun with my photoshop. I'm addicted... I'm loving it.

Goodnight!- Man I hate when I lose the urge to keep writing, and I just have to stop... I just run out of inspiration. Or something... And yes, this is how I'll end my post. Author's everywhere will hate me, no conclusion, nothing. Of course there is also no relation in any of my paragraphs. Just a bunch of random stuff. I love me.